What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”